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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

Skid Jokes More Skid Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.