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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke