Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke