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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.