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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.