Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.