Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.