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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.