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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?