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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny