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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*