What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!