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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet