What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"