What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!