What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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Meowcus

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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A Walkie Talkie

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!