What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!