What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Vegetarians!

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.