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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.