What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.