What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.