What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.