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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Wick Jokes More Wick Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.