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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Wick Jokes More Wick Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.