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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Wick Jokes More Wick Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.