How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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What does a cynical Irishman drink?

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.