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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Craic Jokes More Craic Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.