How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.