Craic Jokes

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Brian Jokes More Brian Jokes

What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.