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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

Brian Jokes More Brian Jokes

What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

E Jokes More E Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.