Craic Jokes

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Brian Jokes More Brian Jokes

Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.