By craic-ing his knuckles.
Cos 720 is 1
1: GENIUS!
Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Take us to your liter.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
She thought he was too controlling.
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Spine
Because I had to help him.....
They're both tree fellers.