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Craic Jokes

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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Brian Jokes More Brian Jokes

Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic