Craic Jokes

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u