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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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The punchlines were too long.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.