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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty