What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.