What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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To catch a charmander.

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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.