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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.