What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!