What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

When the other tenors notice.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.