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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...