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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Would you like fries with that

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Because one more would have been too farty.

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If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty