How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Get off.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.