How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.