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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!