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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.