What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.