What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.