What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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What does 1+1=?

Window.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.