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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."