Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."