Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."