Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."