Stumble Jokes

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.