Stumble Jokes

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Mr. T Jokes More Mr. T Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.