Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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BEAK A BOO!

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Im here for the boos.

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Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!