A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
They would steal all the boos.
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
Sir, this is a liquor store.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because they're full of spirits.
Spirits
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
He threw out the W's
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
On account of the coffin.
You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
A Poltergeese!
A haunting license
He felt his presents
In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi
February 14th.
A tire.
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
An elevator. It lifts the spirits.
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
