Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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Sir, this is a liquor store.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.