A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Breasts don't have eyes.
Sharks in Malaysia
He who smelt it, dealt it.
A Crystal Methodist.
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Bill Murray.
Run!
Run! escape!
He was hammered.
MC Hammer and Sickle.
Their middle name.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
