Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Meth Addict Jokes More Meth Addict Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.