Catholic Jokes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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A hedgehog.

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!