Catholic Jokes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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A Roman Catholic

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A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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They ain't private ears.

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A humburger.

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A Nobel Prize

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.