How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.