How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*