Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Bad Gas Jokes More Bad Gas Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure