Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
She answers "My big toes".
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
The 'mons of Venus.
Because they can't elope
Astronomical
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
