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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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A lot of crackling on the line!

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

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A mar tiny.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.