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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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No Drought.**

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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They both crumble under pressure

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You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.