Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!