Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!