Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.