How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.