How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.