How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.