How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Skeleton Key Jokes More Skeleton Key Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.