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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Skeleton Key Jokes More Skeleton Key Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.