What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What kind of printer does a pig use?

An oinkjet.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.