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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

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What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.