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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.