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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.