What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.