What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit