Force Jokes

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Injection Jokes More Injection Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Force Kin Jokes More Force Kin Jokes

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Force Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

How is Ducktape like the Force?

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

What do jedi hate the most?

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

Why is the Force like duct tape?

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

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