Force Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Indentured servitude.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

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It always spoils the GoT.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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Whopper?

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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

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Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.