Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.