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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...