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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit