Because he always uses the force.
It's often on!
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
An egg gets laid.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
He felt his presents.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
