Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?