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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What should you never say to a brony?

Hello

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.