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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What should you never say to a brony?

Hello

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.