What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!