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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.