What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!