What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.