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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.