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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.