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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...