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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!