What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.