What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!