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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!