What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!