What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!