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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!