What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!