What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other?

Because it has more geese in it.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!