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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!