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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!