What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What console does god use?

Praystation

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!