What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!