How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

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What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.