Whey Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

What's a joke?

My life...

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.