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Whey Jokes

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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No whey...

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A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.