Whey Jokes

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.