Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
The lightbulb works fine...
None, its a hardware issue.
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Sue
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
A nervous wreck.
He was looking for Robin's nest.
A fence.
Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
Because it was accidental.