How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.