5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
None. They can't climb the ladder.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
It was a high school.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
A ladder in her stocking!
He wanted to go to high school.
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
He wanted to sing higher!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
A ladder.
Three, but they're really one
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
A 15 yard penalty.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
They'll hold a Beyonceance.
Bill and Sue
The sails are going through the roof.
Roofs.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.
1
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
Because any more would be too farty.
Whiskey sour
