5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
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None. They can't climb the ladder.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
It was a high school.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
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A ladder in her stocking!
He wanted to go to high school.
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
He wanted to sing higher!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
A ladder.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
He was too ghoul for school
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
You're turning me on!
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
He was hit by a truck.
They all fell off a truck.
A refrigerator.
To get in his nest.
No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer
Both are yelling at the same kid.
No one's told him he's black.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
