5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
None. They can't climb the ladder.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
It was a high school.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
A ladder in her stocking!
He wanted to go to high school.
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
He wanted to sing higher!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
A ladder.
The baby can't carry the mother.
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
A Freudian slip
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Wild Twerky!
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Dead walkers
Sue she
Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
His verdict.
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
