5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
None. They can't climb the ladder.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
It was a high school.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
A ladder in her stocking!
He wanted to go to high school.
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
He wanted to sing higher!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
A ladder.
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Because they're all dead
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
The Boston Marathon finish line.
Round of 16
Hit by a car.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Remind them that high school is over.
Your dentist.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
