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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...