Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25