Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!