What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick