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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common?

The Right Hand Rule.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

Ferris Bueller Jokes More Ferris Bueller Jokes

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick