What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.