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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=6-RfZDiayDI

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Ferris Bueller Jokes More Ferris Bueller Jokes

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick