What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.