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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.