Reposte Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Usain Bolt Jokes More Usain Bolt Jokes

What is brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Virgin Mobile Jokes More Virgin Mobile Jokes

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.