Reposte Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

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Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

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What makes a fencing post extra funny?

When it's a riposte.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.