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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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She couldn't find the 10 key.

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In an American nursing home.

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They're mostly Dum Dums.

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Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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I'm a little hoarse.

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It hurts when IP.

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Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...