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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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Walk-a Walk-a

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Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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He lost his patients...

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When you take careful aim.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot