What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!