What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot