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What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes