Because you didn't know they had it.
Diabetes
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.
Sir Lance-a-lot
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
He have diabetes
Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.
Diabetes.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Sir Loin.
You can make a pet out of a snake!
He foamed at the mouth.
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Sorry, I overwrote your order.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
Elixir.
Oh, gosh!
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
They're mostly Dum Dums.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
A urinarrator.
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.