Diabetes Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

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So you'll never know which side he's on.

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It smells like teen spirit.

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"