Diabetes Jokes

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!

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Blind Date Jokes More Blind Date Jokes

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

How was your blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner! "

Diabetic Jokes More Diabetic Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Sweet Pee Jokes More Sweet Pee Jokes

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee