Diabetes Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Diabetic Girlfriend Jokes More Diabetic Girlfriend Jokes

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

Blind Date Jokes More Blind Date Jokes

How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.