Sir Lance-a-lot
Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.
Diabetes.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!
Address.
Uniball.
Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
An eggnogstic
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
In the Sir Lance Lot
They're mostly Dum Dums.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Because it needs bailing out.
A tutor.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
