What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max