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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.