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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!