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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.