What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.