What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding