Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Reprimand Jokes More Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.