What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.