What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun