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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.