Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long