Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.