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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys