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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.