Whine Jokes

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.