How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.