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How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.