How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.