How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.