Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.