Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!