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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!