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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.