Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!