Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!